Hi, my name is Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Pledgeass!

The mail notification from UPS is worth its weight in gold.

The package was delivered at 12 noon today. I received the status message that it had arrived in Germany at all at 2pm.

Sharing the weather and a quote with you. 😀

Prost ihr Säcke!

Can’t find any entry of mine in the Discover section. So here it is.

Was geht aaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbb???????

Ah. Okay.

Hahahahaha, kaka. 😅🤪

Found @maique in the latest Fastmail newsletter. You really are everywhere.

I just realized that I created a screenshot while deactivating the alarm for the 14. time this morning.

I‘ve something big and hard between my legs. 🤭

She got all wet today while bathing. That’s why my wife put her down to dry like this.

And with this wonderful ambiguity I say goodbye for this Sunday.

Something I always liked. Sharing my current home screen. Do you like it?